I hope everyone is have a great day whether they celebrate christmas or not. Every year my family says that we are going to keep the gifts to a minimum and always end up with too much. The same thing happened again this year. So what did I get? Well I got a bed in a bag, as my old sheets are getting rather worn, I got the boots that I need if it ever snows here, an electric shaver, a new psp game- it is a 20in1 of all the old classics, and tickets to a hockey game next week. As well I got a large air compressor and accesory kit so I can finally start working on some auto work and a few other odds and ends. I have been told that I am hard to shop for because there isn’t anything that I want other then things I need like boots, shaver etc that I would heve gotten with or without xmas. Oh well. Enjoy the holidays!

“What would you like to see first?” Amanda’s father asked his budding twelve-year-old upon their arrival in Paris. “I’d like to visit the brothels,” answered Amanda, scarcely looking up from her onion soup. Amanda’s papa refused to take his pubescent daughter into Parisian fleshpots, but he did point them out to her from the window of a taxi. Whereupon the child asked,”Father, if you were in a whorehouse and you couldn’t finish, would it be permissible to ask for a bowser bag to take the leftovers home?”This is from the aforementioned book by an author named Tom Robbins. He has a very interesting way of writing and I suggest that you give him a shot.